The brave spaceship captain is surrounded by flying saucers. Though the situation appears dire, he knows just what to do … um, wait! The captain - ahem, boy - tells the author to stop the action: He’s got it all wrong. This is not the boy’s story. He belongs in a different story. Hmm. Maybe a story about the quickest cattle wrangler in the West? No! A dragon-slaying knight? No! A vampire’s next victim? No! Will the author ever come up with the right story?